Late Show with David Letterman Season 7 Episode 96
Julia Roberts, Israel Perlman
In his first post-surgery rant, Dave hollers about having to be driven to work for a while, and then really fumes about having to drink decaffeinated coffee; during a segment called ""How The Media Covered Dave's Surgery,"" Dave shows a (bogus) supermarket tabloid stating that he had actually given birth to quintuplets.
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- 7 - 194Sam Donaldson, Kid RockAug. 09, 2000
- 7 - 193Al Franken, GusterAug. 08, 2000
- 7 - 192Tom Selleck, JordanAug. 07, 2000
- 7 - 191Darrell Hammond, Todd RundgrenAug. 04, 2000
- 7 - 190Al Roker, Craig FergusonAug. 03, 2000
- 7 - 189Joy Philbin, Joe LockhartAug. 02, 2000
- 7 - 188Nathan Lane, John Pizzarelli TrioAug. 01, 2000
- 7 - 187Edie Falco, Macy GrayJul. 31, 2000
- 7 - 186Roseanne, David GrayJul. 28, 2000
- 7 - 185Connie Chung, Harry HillJul. 27, 2000
- 7 - 184Kathie Lee Gifford, Bev TannerJul. 26, 2000
- 7 - 183Don Rickles, WeenJul. 25, 2000
- 7 - 182Harrison FordJul. 24, 2000
- 7 - 181Jon Stewart, Lucy PearlJul. 21, 2000
- 7 - 180Jeff Daniels, Bob SarlatteJul. 20, 2000
- 7 - 179Will Ferrell, Ben Folds FiveJul. 19, 2000
- 7 - 178Marilu Henner, Dixie ChicksJul. 18, 2000
- 7 - 177Bruce Willis, Elliot SmithJul. 17, 2000
- 7 - 176Jason Alexander, Tracy ChapmanJul. 07, 2000
- 7 - 175Daljit Dhaliwal, Shawn WayansJul. 06, 2000
- 7 - 174Ellen Degeneres, Sheryl Crow & Steve EarleJul. 05, 2000
- 7 - 173National Hollerin' Champions, Skye McCole BartusiakJul. 04, 2000
- 7 - 172Tom Arnold, Brian WilsonJul. 03, 2000
- 7 - 171Jay Thomas, David SedarisJun. 30, 2000
- 7 - 170George Clooney, Warren ZevonJun. 29, 2000
- 7 - 169Martha Stewart, TravisJun. 28, 2000
- 7 - 168James Belushi, Third Eye BlindJun. 27, 2000
- 7 - 167Tom Brokaw, Eric IdleJun. 26, 2000
- 7 - 166Piedmont Bird Callers, Keenan Ivory WayansJun. 23, 2000
- 7 - 165Samuel L. Jackson, P.J. OllsonJun. 22, 2000
- 7 - 164Dana Carvey, No DoubtJun. 21, 2000
- 7 - 163Mark Wahlberg, The DeftonesJun. 20, 2000
- 7 - 162John McEnroe, Busta RhymesJun. 19, 2000
- 7 - 161Stupid Pet Tricks, Jimmy Kimmel, Billy Bragg & WilcoJun. 16, 2000
- 7 - 160Naomi Campbell, Juan MontoyaJun. 15, 2000
- 7 - 159Calista Flockhart, Isaac HayesJun. 14, 2000
- 7 - 158Marv Albert, Heath Ledger, Bon JoviJun. 13, 2000
- 7 - 157Jimmy Connors, David CoulthardJun. 12, 2000
- 7 - 156Martin Lawrence, Sinead O'ConnorJun. 09, 2000
- 7 - 155Roger Ebert, Nia LongJun. 08, 2000
- 7 - 154Robert Duvall, Don HenleyJun. 07, 2000
- 7 - 153Lisa Kudrow, Tom Dreesen, Steve Earle and the DukesJun. 06, 2000
- 7 - 152Alicia Silverstone, David BrennerJun. 05, 2000
- 7 - 151Dan Patrick, Owen Wilson, B.B. KingMay. 26, 2000
- 7 - 150Sarah Jessica Parker, Penn & TellerMay. 25, 2000
- 7 - 149Nathan Lane, Gloria EstefanMay. 24, 2000
- 7 - 148Earvin 'Magic' Johnson, matchbox 20May. 23, 2000
- 7 - 147Michael J. Fox, Richard HarrisMay. 22, 2000
- 7 - 146Ringo Starr, Jane KrakowskiMay. 19, 2000
- 7 - 145Jackie Chan, Jim GaffiganMay. 18, 2000
- 7 - 144Hugh Grant, Carly SimonMay. 17, 2000
- 7 - 143David Hyde Pierce, PhishMay. 16, 2000
- 7 - 142Gillian Anderson, Foo FightersMay. 15, 2000
- 7 - 141Richard Simmons, Sarah VowellMay. 12, 2000
- 7 - 140Kathie Lee Gifford, Debra MessingMay. 11, 2000
- 7 - 139Kelsey Grammer, Caroline RheaMay. 10, 2000
- 7 - 138John Travolta, Cast of Kiss me KateMay. 09, 2000
- 7 - 137Betty White, HansonMay. 08, 2000
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- 7 - 135Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Mitch HedbergMay. 04, 2000
- 7 - 134Dana Carvey, Alison Krauss & Union StationMay. 03, 2000
- 7 - 133Kim Basinger, OasisMay. 02, 2000
- 7 - 132David Spade, Marion JonesMay. 01, 2000
- 7 - 131Natalie Portman, Lennox LewisApr. 28, 2000
- 7 - 130Salma Hayek, Ray RomanoApr. 27, 2000
- 7 - 129Dennis Quaid, Nicole Sullivan, Smashing PumpkinsApr. 26, 2000
- 7 - 128Kristin Johnson, LiveApr. 25, 2000
- 7 - 127Jeff Foxworthy, Vertical HorizonApr. 24, 2000
- 7 - 126Ben Stiller, Brian ReganApr. 14, 2000
- 7 - 125Matthew McConaughey, Kelly Monteith, Willie NelsonApr. 13, 2000
- 7 - 124Paul Newman, Pearl JamApr. 12, 2000
- 7 - 123Jenna Elfman, Jeff Altman, Children of UgandaApr. 11, 2000
- 7 - 122Bill Cosby, Sarah VowellApr. 10, 2000
- 7 - 121Jon Stewart, Faith HillApr. 07, 2000
- 7 - 120Samuel L. Jackson, Jack HannahApr. 06, 2000
- 7 - 119Bonnie Hunt, Shelby LynneApr. 05, 2000
- 7 - 118David Duchovny, Joe Pistone, Lou ReedApr. 04, 2000
- 7 - 117Brooke Shields, Oliver Platt, Joni MitchellApr. 03, 2000
- 7 - 116David Arquette, Al GreenMar. 31, 2000
- 7 - 115John Cusack, Paul Fiora, Eddie BrillMar. 30, 2000
- 7 - 114Kid Scientists, Jimmy Smits, Bruce CockburnMar. 29, 2000
- 7 - 113Minnie Driver, Trisha YearwoodMar. 28, 2000
- 7 - 112Rosie Perez, Robert KleinMar. 27, 2000
- 7 - 111Barbara Walters, Linda Cardellini, Kimmie RhodesMar. 22, 2000
- 7 - 110Matthew Broderick, Patti SmithMar. 21, 2000
- 7 - 109Gabriel Byrne, Martha Stewart, MobyMar. 20, 2000
- 7 - 108Tom Brokaw, Catherine Keener, Bonnie RaittMar. 10, 2000
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- 7 - 106Tim Robbins, Melissa EtheridgeMar. 08, 2000
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- 7 - 104Kathie Lee Gifford, Eddie IzzardMar. 06, 2000
- 7 - 103Anjelica Huston, Jayson Williams, Steely DanMar. 03, 2000
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- 7 - 99Drew Carey, Dolly PartonFeb. 28, 2000
- 7 - 98John Goodman, Norm MacDonaldFeb. 25, 2000
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- 7 - 96Julia Roberts, Israel PerlmanFeb. 23, 2000
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- 7 - 94Regis Philbin, Robin Williams, Foo FightersFeb. 21, 2000
- 7 - 93Tom Arnold, Robin Williams, Jack HannahFeb. 18, 2000
- 7 - 92Tom Snyder, Mike Myers, Roseanne, Bonnie HuntFeb. 17, 2000
- 7 - 91Tom Snyder, Norm MacDonald, Don RicklesFeb. 16, 2000
- 7 - 90David Brenner, Kathie Lee Gifford, Alec BaldwinFeb. 15, 2000
- 7 - 89Paul Schaffer, Drew Barrymore, Ray RomanoFeb. 14, 2000
- 7 - 88Paul Schaffer, Steve Martin, Billy CrystalFeb. 11, 2000
- 7 - 87Regis Philbin, Bill Cosby, Sarah Jessica ParkerFeb. 10, 2000
- 7 - 86Paul Schaffer, Bruce Willis, Martin ShortFeb. 09, 2000
- 7 - 85Regis Philbin, Jerry Seinfeld, Danny DeVitoFeb. 08, 2000
- 7 - 84Charles Grodin, Julia Roberts, Regis PhilbinFeb. 07, 2000
- 7 - 83Regis Philbin, Mark BorchardtJan. 14, 2000
- 7 - 82Tom Arnold, Art Donovan, Lynryd SkynrydJan. 13, 2000
- 7 - 81Hillary Clinton, Art DonovanJan. 12, 2000
- 7 - 80Woody Harrelson, Shawn Presser, FilterJan. 11, 2000
- 7 - 79Kate Winslet, Ice CubeJan. 10, 2000
- 7 - 78Edie Falco, Ray Lucas, Andy KindlerJan. 07, 2000
- 7 - 77George Stephanopoulos, Sue MurphyJan. 06, 2000
- 7 - 76Bill Pullman, Dan NaturmanJan. 05, 2000
- 7 - 75Lauren Bacall, Kurt WarnerJan. 04, 2000
- 7 - 74Jeff Daniels, Jake JohannsenJan. 03, 2000
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- 7 - 72Dick Clark, Ralph CharlesDec. 30, 1999
- 7 - 71Jay Thomas, Nick NordbergDec. 29, 1999
- 7 - 70Isabella Rossellini, Bev TannerDec. 28, 1999
- 7 - 69Matt Damon, Q-TipDec. 27, 1999
- 7 - 68Hallie Eisenberg, Jon Witherspoon, Darlene LoveDec. 23, 1999
- 7 - 67Marv Albert, Heather Matarazzo, Bruce HendersonDec. 22, 1999
- 7 - 66Emily Watson, LL Cool JDec. 21, 1999
- 7 - 65Tom Brokaw, Alex Kingston, Run DMCDec. 20, 1999
- 7 - 64Joe Breen, Jude LawDec. 17, 1999
- 7 - 63Jim Carrey, Alanis MorrisetteDec. 16, 1999
- 7 - 62Danny DeVito, Harry SmithDec. 15, 1999
- 7 - 61Gwyneth Paltrow, BlondieDec. 14, 1999
- 7 - 60Courtney Love, Tori Murden, R.E.M.Dec. 13, 1999
- 7 - 59Geena Davis, Bill Murray, Fiona AppleDec. 03, 1999
- 7 - 58Patrick Stewart, Al Franken, Bob MarleyDec. 02, 1999
- 7 - 57Tim Robbins, Laetitia Casta, B.B. King & Dr. JohnDec. 01, 1999
- 7 - 56Jenny McCarthy, Martha Stewart, Foo FightersNov. 30, 1999
- 7 - 55Barbara Walter, Dan Patrick, Mary J. BligeNov. 29, 1999
- 7 - 54Stupid Pet Tricks, William BaldwinNov. 26, 1999
- 7 - 53George Carlin, JewelNov. 25, 1999
- 7 - 52Julianna Margulies, Eric Ripert, Third Eye BlindNov. 24, 1999
- 7 - 51Kathie Lee Gifford, Charlotte ChurchNov. 23, 1999
- 7 - 50Bryant Gumbel, John Carpenter, Tony BennettNov. 22, 1999
- 7 - 49Gabriel Byrne, Mark BorchardtNov. 19, 1999
- 7 - 48Evander Holyfield, Ted Danson, Counting CrowsNov. 18, 1999
- 7 - 47Anthony Edwards, Yasmine BleethNov. 17, 1999
- 7 - 46Will Smith, CreedNov. 16, 1999
- 7 - 45Claudia Schiffer, Chris CornellNov. 15, 1999
- 7 - 44Stupid Human Tricks, Johnny DeppNov. 12, 1999
- 7 - 43Natalie Portman, Travis Pastrana, Ted AlexandroNov. 11, 1999
- 7 - 42Jack Hanna, Bob Hoskins, Melanie CNov. 10, 1999
- 7 - 41Don Rickles, Jane ClaysonNov. 09, 1999
- 7 - 40Woody Harrelson, Bobby RahalNov. 08, 1999
- 7 - 39Regis Philbin, Mitch HedbergNov. 05, 1999
- 7 - 38Susan Sarandon, Juan Montoya, East Harlem ViolinistsNov. 04, 1999
- 7 - 37Bill Cosby, Milla JovovichNov. 03, 1999
- 7 - 36Lauren Holly, Jimmy Fallon, Rage Against the MachineNov. 02, 1999
- 7 - 35Luke Perry, Jimmy Kimmel, GarbageNov. 01, 1999
- 7 - 34Meryl Streep, Natalie MerchantOct. 29, 1999
- 7 - 33Joe Torre, Denzel WashingtonOct. 28, 1999
- 7 - 32Martha Stewart, Martin Scorcese, Ricky MartinOct. 27, 1999
- 7 - 31John Cusack, Bob Sarlatte, LeAnn RimesOct. 26, 1999
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- 7 - 29Austin Payne, Patricia Arquette, MobyOct. 15, 1999
- 7 - 28John Malkovich, Harland WilliamsOct. 14, 1999
- 7 - 27Farrah FawcettOct. 13, 1999
- 7 - 26Chazz Palminteri, Billy Blanks, Wilson PickettOct. 12, 1999
- 7 - 25Bruce Willis, Will FerrellOct. 11, 1999
- 7 - 24Jack Hanna, Peter Fonda, StingOct. 08, 1999
- 7 - 23Jesse Ventura, Amy Brennamen, ZZ TopOct. 07, 1999
- 7 - 22Lili Tomlin, Leah Remini, Beth HartOct. 06, 1999
- 7 - 21Dan Quayle, Melissa EthridgeOct. 05, 1999
- 7 - 20Harrison Ford, David BowieOct. 04, 1999
- 7 - 19Kelsey Grammer, Rebecca GayheartOct. 01, 1999
- 7 - 18Kevin Spacey, EurythmicsSep. 30, 1999
- 7 - 17Mia Farrow, Russell Crowe, Paula Cole BandSep. 29, 1999
- 7 - 16Nathan Lane, Emmylou Harris & Linda RondstadtSep. 28, 1999
- 7 - 15Kevin Pollak, Tom WaitsSep. 27, 1999
- 7 - 14Kelly Preston, Stirling Moss, Sugar RaySep. 24, 1999
- 7 - 13Mark Wahlberg, Adam Sandler, Roger EbertSep. 23, 1999
- 7 - 12Stupid Pet Tricks, Ashley Judd, Randy TravisSep. 22, 1999
- 7 - 11Robin Williams, Norm MacDonaldSep. 21, 1999
- 7 - 10Michael J. Fox, Heather FrenchSep. 20, 1999
- 7 - 9Heather Locklear, Keyshawn JohnsonSep. 17, 1999
- 7 - 8Jenna Elfman, Chris Kattan, Christine AguileraSep. 16, 1999
- 7 - 7John Leguizamo, Meat LoafSep. 15, 1999
- 7 - 6Kid Scientists, Edie Falco, Dixie ChicksSep. 14, 1999
- 7 - 5John McEnroe, Sharon Lawrence, Nanci GriffithSep. 13, 1999
- 7 - 4Queen Latifah, John PopperSep. 10, 1999
- 7 - 3Craig Kilborn, Louise Smith, The Umbilical BrothersSep. 09, 1999
- 7 - 2Ricki Lake, Kid RockSep. 08, 1999
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