Late Show with David Letterman Season 9 Episode 144
Jennifer Garner, Jim Gaffigan
Mailbag: a letter about having your name mentioned on TV is somehow morphed into a request to see Alan getting the crap beat out of him. Later on in the segment, a letter about tornados has the same result, as an already bloodied Alan is further laid to waste. Also, Michael McIntee does a remote Top Ten from Central Park, while Jim Gaffigan discusses food and cleanliness.
9 - 208Martin Short, Lewis BlackAug. 30, 2002- 9 - 207Caroline Rhea, Jake GyllenhallAug. 29, 2002
- 9 - 206John Travolta, NellyAug. 28, 2002
- 9 - 205Chris Elliot, Eliza Dushku, Dixie ChicksAug. 27, 2002
- 9 - 204Stupid Human Tricks, Jimmy Fallon, Dirty VegasAug. 26, 2002
- 9 - 203Elizabeth Hurley, Tom RyanAug. 23, 2002
- 9 - 202Al Pacino, Roger ClemensAug. 21, 2002
- 9 - 201Robin Williams, James TaylorAug. 20, 2002
- 9 - 200Matthew Perry, The VinesAug. 19, 2002
- 9 - 199Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band, Mitch HedbergAug. 02, 2002
- 9 - 198Mike Myers, Bruce Springsteen & The E Street BandAug. 01, 2002
- 9 - 197Blaine Mayhugh, Joaquin Phoenix, Little RichardJul. 31, 2002
- 9 - 196Joan Rivers, Zooey DeschanelJul. 30, 2002
- 9 - 195Julia Stiles, Mike Daisey, Wyclef JeanJul. 29, 2002
- 9 - 194Bill Cosby, Tift MerrittJul. 26, 2002
- 9 - 193Amy Sedaris, Chazz Palminteri, WeezerJul. 25, 2002
- 9 - 192Dana Carvey, Ben KilhamJul. 24, 2002
- 9 - 191Kristen Johnson, KinkyJul. 23, 2002
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- 9 - 189Ted Koppel, Wendy LiebmanJul. 19, 2002
- 9 - 188Geena Davis, Robert PlantJul. 18, 2002
- 9 - 187Sarah Jessica Parker, Etta JamesJul. 17, 2002
- 9 - 186Catherine Keener, Mario Batali, Solomon BurkeJul. 16, 2002
- 9 - 185Serena Williams, Tom Arnold, Dave Matthews BandJul. 15, 2002
- 9 - 184Nathan Lane, Hugh FinkJul. 12, 2002
- 9 - 183Paul Newman, Counting CrowsJul. 11, 2002
- 9 - 182Robin Williams, Pat GreenJul. 10, 2002
- 9 - 181Stupid Pet Tricks, Jude Law, rubyhorseJul. 09, 2002
- 9 - 180Tom Hanks, Dolly PartonJul. 08, 2002
- 9 - 179Christina Ricci, Daniel Tosh, Ben KwellerJun. 28, 2002
- 9 - 178Michelle Williams, Barry SonnenfeldJun. 27, 2002
- 9 - 177Tom Brokaw, Bow WowJun. 26, 2002
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- 9 - 174Connie Chung, Gary Mule DeerJun. 21, 2002
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- 9 - 172Piedmont Birdcallers, Lauren Ambrose, MobyJun. 19, 2002
- 9 - 171Ellen DeGeneres, Al FrankenJun. 18, 2002
- 9 - 170Stupid Human Tricks, Tom Cruise, The FlatlandersJun. 17, 2002
- 9 - 169Matt Damon, Marc MaronJun. 14, 2002
- 9 - 168Jodie Foster, Jack HannaJun. 13, 2002
- 9 - 167Freddie Prinze, Jr., Alicia KeysJun. 12, 2002
- 9 - 166Sarah Michelle Gellar, John McEnroeJun. 11, 2002
- 9 - 165Christian Slater, David BowieJun. 10, 2002
- 9 - 164Zach Braff, Kathleen MadiganJun. 07, 2002
- 9 - 163Nicolas Cage, Abi Thomas, Jimmy Eat WorldJun. 06, 2002
- 9 - 162Chris Rock, Jack JohnsonJun. 05, 2002
- 9 - 161Celine Dion, Helio CastronevesJun. 04, 2002
- 9 - 160Jimmy Kimmel, Tom Dreesen, Goo Goo DollsJun. 03, 2002
- 9 - 159Charles Grodin, Wendy LiebmanMay. 24, 2002
- 9 - 158Jon Favreau, David Rakoff, Anton FiggMay. 23, 2002
- 9 - 157Jennifer Lopez, April Kleinschmidt, Patty LovelessMay. 22, 2002
- 9 - 156Diane Sawyer, Jesse MartinMay. 21, 2002
- 9 - 155Vecepia Towerey, Hilary Swank, The FirecrackersMay. 20, 2002
- 9 - 154Kathie Lee Gifford, Brian ReganMay. 17, 2002
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- 9 - 152Alec Baldwin, Ted NugentMay. 15, 2002
- 9 - 151Kid Scientists, Allison Janney, Al GreenMay. 14, 2002
- 9 - 150Liza MinnelliMay. 13, 2002
- 9 - 149Gillian Andersen, Jonathan KatzMay. 10, 2002
- 9 - 148Hugh Grant, Tony HawkMay. 09, 2002
- 9 - 147Will Ferrell, Tom WaitsMay. 08, 2002
- 9 - 146Richard Gere, Reggie MillerMay. 07, 2002
- 9 - 145Mary Tyler Moore, Norah JonesMay. 06, 2002
- 9 - 144Jennifer Garner, Jim GaffiganMay. 03, 2002
- 9 - 143Tobey Maquire, Trey AnastasioMay. 02, 2002
- 9 - 142Kirsten Dunst, Steve Nash, Angie Stone & The O'JaysMay. 01, 2002
- 9 - 141Incredible Dog Challenge, Debra Messing, WilcoApr. 30, 2002
- 9 - 140Charlie Sheen, Paul WesterbergApr. 29, 2002
- 9 - 139The Rock, Dwayne KennedyApr. 26, 2002
- 9 - 138Charlie Sheen, Paul WesterbergApr. 25, 2002
- 9 - 137Tiffani Thiessen, Bill Walton, Bonnie RaittApr. 24, 2002
- 9 - 136Landon Shuffett, Seth Green, Elvis CostelloApr. 23, 2002
- 9 - 135Ashton Kutcher, Oliver AtukudziApr. 22, 2002
- 9 - 134Matthew Conaughey, John WitherspoonApr. 12, 2002
- 9 - 133Dee Dee Davis, Cameron Diaz, The StrokesApr. 11, 2002
- 9 - 132Sandra Bullock, Billy Norris, Sheryl CrowApr. 10, 2002
- 9 - 131John AshcroftApr. 09, 2002
- 9 - 130Rosie Perez, George MillerApr. 08, 2002
- 9 - 129Bob Newhart, Demetri MartinApr. 05, 2002
- 9 - 128Selma Blair, Dick EnbergApr. 04, 2002
- 9 - 127Michael J. Fox, Patti SmithApr. 03, 2002
- 9 - 126Tim Robbins, Jimmie Walker, Cast of OklahomaApr. 02, 2002
- 9 - 125Marv Albert, Charlotte RossApr. 01, 2002
- 9 - 124Andy Dick, Mike BrittMar. 29, 2002
- 9 - 123Robin Williams, SevendustMar. 28, 2002
- 9 - 122Peter Krause, Doris Kearns GoodwinMar. 27, 2002
- 9 - 121Barbara Walters, Shannon McNallyMar. 26, 2002
- 9 - 120Adam Arkin, Amy Sedaris, Midnight OilMar. 25, 2002
- 9 - 119Bonnie Hunt, N.E.R.D.Mar. 20, 2002
- 9 - 118Jon Stewart, Kit ArmstrongMar. 19, 2002
- 9 - 117John McCain, The White StripesMar. 18, 2002
- 9 - 116Rene Russo, Bob Sarlatte, The ChieftainsMar. 13, 2002
- 9 - 115Regis Philbin, Andie MacDowell, Evelyn GlennieMar. 12, 2002
- 9 - 114Ray Romano, Jason KiddMar. 11, 2002
- 9 - 113Cokie Roberts, Al LubelMar. 01, 2002
- 9 - 112Tom Arnold, Nappy RootsFeb. 28, 2002
- 9 - 111Stupid Human Tricks, CherFeb. 27, 2002
- 9 - 110Martin Short, Jack HannaFeb. 26, 2002
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- 9 - 108Richard Dreyfuss, Jeff FoxworthyFeb. 22, 2002
- 9 - 107Halle Berry, Jonny MoseleyFeb. 21, 2002
- 9 - 106Simon Ammann, Kevin BaconFeb. 20, 2002
- 9 - 105Casey FitzRandolph, Ashleigh BanfieldFeb. 19, 2002
- 9 - 104Ross Powers, Mila KunisFeb. 18, 2002
- 9 - 103Colin Farrell, Colin QuinnFeb. 15, 2002
- 9 - 102Calista Flockhart, IncubusFeb. 14, 2002
- 9 - 101Kelly Clark, Jeri RyanFeb. 13, 2002
- 9 - 100Denis Leary, India.ArieFeb. 12, 2002
- 9 - 99Janet Jackson, Enrique IglesiasFeb. 11, 2002
- 9 - 98Andy Richter, Jake JohannsenFeb. 08, 2002
- 9 - 97Mariska Harkitay, George Divoky, Alan JacksonFeb. 07, 2002
- 9 - 96Adam Vinatieri, Chris MatthewsFeb. 06, 2002
- 9 - 95Amy Brenneman, Martin Rees, ShakiraFeb. 05, 2002
- 9 - 94LL Cool J, John McEnroeFeb. 04, 2002
- 9 - 93Regis Philbin, Steven WrightFeb. 01, 2002
- 9 - 92Merv Griffin, Phantom PlanetJan. 31, 2002
- 9 - 91Tim Russert, Jason SchwartzmanJan. 30, 2002
- 9 - 90Bruce Willis, Ivan NevilleJan. 29, 2002
- 9 - 89Jimmy Kimmell, Julie Bowen, CrackerJan. 28, 2002
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- 9 - 86David Brenner, Howie Long, JewelJan. 16, 2002
- 9 - 85Cuba Gooding Jr., JewelJan. 15, 2002
- 9 - 84Ethan Zohn, Josh Hartnett, Remy ZeroJan. 14, 2002
- 9 - 83Tom Cruise, Tom PapaJan. 11, 2002
- 9 - 82Jack Black, Foo FightersJan. 10, 2002
- 9 - 81Jennifer Connelly, Colin SolowayJan. 09, 2002
- 9 - 80Cate Blanchett, Timothy TreadwellJan. 08, 2002
- 9 - 79Gwyneth Paltrow, StarsailorJan. 07, 2002
- 9 - 78Lauren Graham, Eddie BrillDec. 28, 2001
- 9 - 77Rudolph Giuliani, P.O.D.Dec. 27, 2001
- 9 - 76Ian McKellan, Phil SimmsDec. 26, 2001
- 9 - 75Peter Jennings, Tom RyanDec. 21, 2001
- 9 - 74Marisa Tomei, Lenny KravitzDec. 20, 2001
- 9 - 73Jamie Foxx, Rhys Ifans, Darlene LoveDec. 19, 2001
- 9 - 72Kevin Spacey, Jerome Bettis, Jane MonheitDec. 18, 2001
- 9 - 71Meg Ryan, Diana KrallDec. 17, 2001
- 9 - 70Michelle Pfeiffer, Dennis ReganDec. 14, 2001
- 9 - 69Kid Scientists, Liv Tyler, CakeDec. 13, 2001
- 9 - 68Andy Garcia, Chris MatthewsDec. 12, 2001
- 9 - 67Mariah Carey, Elijah Wood, StereophonicsDec. 11, 2001
- 9 - 66Ellen DeGeneres, Dave Gorman, Kelly GoldsmithDec. 10, 2001
- 9 - 65Jada Pinkett Smith, Thomas FriedmanNov. 30, 2001
- 9 - 64Julia Stiles, Jeff GordonNov. 29, 2001
- 9 - 63Noah Wyle, George Miller, Carole KingNov. 28, 2001
- 9 - 62George Clooney, Martha StewartNov. 27, 2001
- 9 - 61Kelly Ripa, Mort SahlNov. 26, 2001
- 9 - 60Ray Romano, Mitch HedbergNov. 23, 2001
- 9 - 59David Sedaris, Five for FightingNov. 22, 2001
- 9 - 58Jenna Elfman, Kid RockNov. 21, 2001
- 9 - 57Julia Roberts, Shelby LynneNov. 20, 2001
- 9 - 56Kevin James, Deion SandersNov. 19, 2001
- 9 - 55Richard Harris, George CarlinNov. 16, 2001
- 9 - 54Steve Martin, Earl ScruggsNov. 15, 2001
- 9 - 53Harry Connick Jr., Bernie MacNov. 14, 2001
- 9 - 52Barbara Walters, David Radcliffe, Natalie MerchantNov. 13, 2001
- 9 - 51Martin Lawrence, Natalie MerchantNov. 12, 2001
- 9 - 50Richard Dreyfus, Brett ButlerNov. 09, 2001
- 9 - 49Stupid Pet Tricks, Vince Vaughn, Faith EvansNov. 08, 2001
- 9 - 48Marge Helgenberger, Gil de Ferran, Lyle LovettNov. 07, 2001
- 9 - 47Billy Crystal, Brittany SpearsNov. 06, 2001
- 9 - 46Jack Black, Tony BennettNov. 05, 2001
- 9 - 45John Travolta, Harland WilliamsNov. 02, 2001
- 9 - 44Tom Brokaw, Gene CatronNov. 01, 2001
- 9 - 43Kevin Spacey, Amy SedarisOct. 31, 2001
- 9 - 42David Spade, Marv Albert, Laurie AndersonOct. 30, 2001
- 9 - 41David Hyde Pierce, U2Oct. 29, 2001
- 9 - 40Kevin Kline, Richard Holbrooke, Caroline RheaOct. 19, 2001
- 9 - 39John McCain, Brittany Murphy, Macy GrayOct. 18, 2001
- 9 - 38Ethan Hawke, Judith Miller, Quincy JonesOct. 17, 2001
- 9 - 37Jack Hannah, Justin Long, Daniel RodriguezOct. 16, 2001
- 9 - 36Steve Kroft, Bruce McCall, John MellencampOct. 15, 2001
- 9 - 35Rose McGowen, Sarah Vowell, Jim GaffiganOct. 12, 2001
- 9 - 34Bruce Willis, Cody Arens, Alicia KeysOct. 11, 2001
- 9 - 33Nathan Lane, Cokie RobertsOct. 10, 2001
- 9 - 32Tom Cavanagh, Steve Hartman, Leona NaessOct. 09, 2001
- 9 - 31Farrah Fawcett, Tina Fey, GarbageOct. 08, 2001
- 9 - 30Joshua Jackson, Tiki Barber, Emo PhillipsOct. 05, 2001
- 9 - 29Owen Wilson, Lisa Ling, Ryan AdamsOct. 04, 2001
- 9 - 28John Cusack, Grant Paulsen, Joe StrummerOct. 03, 2001
- 9 - 27Kate Beckinsale, Chris Kattan, Sarah HarmerOct. 02, 2001
- 9 - 26Elton John, Steve ZahnOct. 01, 2001
- 9 - 25Jason Alexander, Don Zimmer, Wyclef JeanSep. 28, 2001
- 9 - 24Hillary Clinton, Cast of '42nd Street'Sep. 27, 2001
- 9 - 23Thomas Von Essen, Ben Stiller, Tenacious DSep. 26, 2001
- 9 - 22Marcia Gay Harden, Doris Kearns Goodwin, Pete YornSep. 25, 2001
- 9 - 21Rudolph Giuliani, Katie HarmonSep. 24, 2001
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- 9 - 19Walter Cronkite, Will Ferrell, JewelSep. 20, 2001
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- 9 - 17Bryant Gumbel, Denis Leary, Tori AmosSep. 18, 2001
- 9 - 16Dan Rather, Regis PhilbinSep. 17, 2001
- 9 - 15Eugene Levy, Rich HallSep. 07, 2001
- 9 - 14Tim Robbins, Amy Sedaris, Jimmy Eat WorldSep. 06, 2001
- 9 - 13Carson Daly, US Marine CorpsSep. 05, 2001
- 9 - 12David Schwimmer, BjorkSep. 04, 2001
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- 9 - 10Helen Fielding, Al LubelAug. 31, 2001
- 9 - 9Sarah Jessica Parker, John WitherspoonAug. 30, 2001
- 9 - 8Charles Grodin, Michael Franti & SpearheadAug. 29, 2001
- 9 - 7Jason Biggs, Daniel Tosh, Etta JamesAug. 28, 2001
- 9 - 6Connie ChungAug. 27, 2001
- 9 - 5Eric Kraff, Goran IvanisevicAug. 24, 2001
- 9 - 4Brooke Shields, John McEnroe, Joe HenryAug. 23, 2001
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- 9 - 2Bob Newhart, MaxwellAug. 21, 2001
- 9 - 1Will Ferrell, Tom DreesenAug. 20, 2001
